We Should’ve Been Arrested for This Halloween
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Episode 19 — “We Should’ve Been Arrested for This Halloween”
A rusty cold open quickly spirals into a full-blown nostalgia trip — back when “Halloween mischief” meant snowball ambushes, bikes that actually went places, and mailbox baseball that occasionally hit back. From there, the crimes get dumber: stolen flamingos, sporked lawns, and karma so real it’s why some of us don’t decorate anymore. It’s comedy, confession, and community service all rolled into one.
Then things get weird. We argue whether the ocean or space would kill us slower, talk about sonar giving whales anxiety, and somehow end up debating alien physics because a space rock didn’t follow the rules. Curiosity turns into chaos as we spiral into missile tests, Starlink hacks, and why Space Force sounds like a Call of Duty DLC.
Culture sneaks in between laughs — White House makeovers, third-term rumors, and the irony of applying for citizenship in countries with actual kings. We even go full true-crime hipster with an Ed Gein binge and question how far “fascination” can go before it’s just creepy.
And just when it couldn’t get dumber, we confess the ultimate tragedy: our fried SD card that nuked half a season. It’s the perfect metaphor for this show — hilarious, messy, and somehow still alive.
If you love bad decisions, conspiracy tangents, and the kind of storytelling that starts with “we probably shouldn’t say this…,” this one’s for you.
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Chapters
1. We Should’ve Been Arrested for This Halloween (00:00:00)
2. Cold Open And Rusty Start (00:00:03)
3. Halloween Jokes And Old-School Mischief (00:00:18)
4. Bikes, Curfews, And Mall Rat Memories (00:05:48)
5. Mailbox Baseball And Drunk Teenage Chaos (00:12:24)
6. Karma, Decorations, And Petty Pranks (00:19:15)
7. Sporking Lawns And Gnoming Neighbors (00:25:05)
8. Loose Dogs, Sheepdogs, And Lamb Debates (00:30:05)
9. Immigrant Food Myths And Dead Horse Bay (00:36:15)
10. Wire-Pulling Lizards And Ceiling Tiles (00:42:05)
11. Space, Oceans, And The Pressure Vs Vacuum Rant (00:50:55)
12. Subs, Sonar, And Missiles Over The Water (01:02:55)
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