The lads begin as they always do, by complaining about stuff. Johnny and Pat form a quick alliance against Chris who has never seen a certain movie that tickles Johnny and Pat's fancy. Review the Review leads the lads down a path of wonderment, as they speculate the age of their listeners and fall into a rant about the Holy Roman Empire. Pat then sabotages Breaking News From Florida and takes us into Europe where a foul deed was committed that broke multiple public decency laws and may have violated the Geneva Convention. Chris claims mashed potatoes are the best form of potato. Johnny and Pat obviously disagree, advocating for more simple variations that uphold the integrity of the food. Finally, the LOTR Impersonation Contest makes a roaring comeback as the victor ends up being the most unlikely creature imaginable. Can you guess who won? If you do, you win a free T-shirt (not). God save the queen.