If you’ve ever asked yourself questions like “Were dinosaurs real?”, “What happens when a pimp attends a confession?”, or “Is there a secret guild of ninjas devoted to a holy, religious crusade while also peddling highly addictive drugs?” rest assured, this movie has all the answers you’ve been searching for! Velocipastor tells the story of a young student priest who travels to China on a journey of self discovery and healing, only to return with a terrible and ancient curse. While struggling to understand his new abilities he meets colorful characters along the way; a compassionate lady of the night, an obnoxious pimp, and a dastardly ninja mastermind! Join us for our review and sink your teeth into 70 minutes of cinematic excellence, only available on Amazon Prime!