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This week the guys hop in a time machine fueled by Crystal Pepsi and head straight back to the 80s and 90s. Remember payphones so dirty you needed a tetanus shot just to make a call? Or skating rinks where the only safety equipment was your mom yelling “walk it off”? We’re talking pagers that made you feel important, cars without seatbelts because “you’ll be fine,” helmets that apparently weren’t invented yet, Oh, and lawn darts, because nothing says “childhood fun” like flinging medieval weapons at your cousin And of course, the Sears catalog: half shopping guide, half “puberty survival kit” for lonely teenagers flipping to the lingerie section. Top it all off with rotary phones that gave you a forearm workout worthy of a gym membership

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