On this episode we'll discuss the news of Vertigo's Fables comic being adapted for the big screen, make fun of losers who invite celebrities to the prom, warn you about the dangers of aggressive Russian beavers and share our favorite recipes from the Placenta Cookbook. Our douche of the week is a lovely pregnant lady from South Carolina who is looking to become one with the Dolphins. If you're wondering what to throw into the Blu Ray player this week, look no further than our mini reviews of HBO's Behind the Candelabra, Gangster Squad and Dark Skies. We'll also share our excitement for the return of AMC's The Killing. Finally, we'll go to great lengths to spare you from the travesty that is After Earth.