When their scouts finally stumbled upon Earth, a small blue planet orbiting an ordinary star, they saw nothing but another primitive world ready to be conquered. Kanet adjusted his armour, activated the broadcast, and his image spread across every screen on Earth. His words translated into every human language, people of Earth, he declared, I am Commander Kanet of the Zephalon Empire. Kanet's translator implied detected tones it rarely encountered, sadness, sympathy, and unmistakably, pity, hours later, Earth sent their reply. You see, Commander Kanet, Earth is not a paradise, it's a death world.