Straight from the cobwebbed, possibly haunted filing cabinet marked "DO NOT OPEN," comes this vintage gem of an episode from the Vault of Beyond Strange AM. AP & Chase sit down with Park Ranger Myrtle (The Starletta Show Podcast's Alexandria Hunter), who—while on a routine forest patrol in 1995—discovered a wormhole, and landed smack dab in the middle of an alien conspiracy smoothie. Ingredients include: one (1) abandoned bunker, a dash of skinwalker menace, a generous helping of reptilian end-times, and a mysterious cosmic being named Starletta who may or may not be the universe's last hope (or just a really dramatic interdimensional influencer). Time is broken, reality is optional, and Myrtle's still trying to figure out how to use Instagram. It's all here, preserved in glorious analog weirdness, on this absolutely-not-terrifying blast from the Beyond Strange AM past.