Warning: Carissa admits she Googled "Dame un grr" for 20 minutes and discovered constipation is now a trend. We're all questioning reality.

This week, your favorite disasters dissect living authentically when robots write catchier songs than humans but they're about microwaves having existential crises. We decode the psychological mindfuck of Gen Z trends, explain why people voluntarily stopped pooping for July, and explore how a Coldplay CEO scandal proves literally everything becomes content.

Shaun bought a strawberry robot phone case that serves zero purpose except joy—making it the most honest purchase of 2025. Peter's coworker got fired because someone else quit (capitalism logic at its finest), while we're all dodging bots selling porn and life coaching in the same DM.

Between AI songs about appliance anxiety and friends posting like they personally gave birth to their sister's baby, we're unpacking why every conversation sounds like a TED talk for ghosts. Plus: the soul-crushing exhaustion of performing your life while algorithms feed you nonsense instead of human connection.

The verdict: When even Spotify is fake, buying unnecessary fruit-themed accessories might be peak authenticity. We're all chasing meaning, but the algorithm keeps serving constipation challenges.

Perfect for: Anyone who's ever yelled "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!" at their phone, people exhausted by digital performance art, and humans seeking actual humans in a bot-infested hellscape.

Contains: Trend decoding chaos, workplace absurdity, bot harassment comedy, AI music roasting, and the eternal quest for authentic connection in a world run by psychotic algorithms.