Today's Topic are sleep stories, where we try our best to be your next sleep story. Who listens to brown noise while they sleep? What we know for sure is that you should never trust a person who does sleep stories – or at least, that's what Disney says. You only need three to make a pattern, but are we doing a good job yet? Was Grigori Rasputin a wizard? Does anyone actually use sleep stories to fall asleep? Maybe sleep stories should be used as focused stories – just go to your cave for sleep; you don't sleep in a field (that's where the lions are!). Join us for seven minutes of us keeping it sleepy, like Ron Burgundy. (It was a rough seven minutes.) Maybe we are only good at making Wake Stories. Maybe we can do the Eleven labs thing and make Prince Vegeta Stories, motivating young people to be more in control. Shout out to Eleven Labs and their subscription service – please clone us so we can motivate you while you go pee-pee or poo-poo in the toilet! Listen in as we show our age, figuring out that sleep stories are really just podcasts, or maybe a sleepy podcast. Really, everything is a podcast. Only you can change your beliefs; post it on Facebook. Be cringe. It's the whole point of being digital. We don't know. We are all making it up. Is this the end? Nope just needed to break a potty break.(Pause while one of us talks about how good their poo is. What do you do when you poo? Watch commercials? FailArmy? OzzyManReviews? DailyDoseoftheInternet?) What is even going on here on this episode? Did we help you fall asleep? Keep you focused on your work? Would you watch our YouTube channels? Shoutout to DevLimes. What was our final word anyway? Do you want to be called, 'The Viewer' or 'Friends'?"

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