The Grumpy Stew is back with another dull-filled nonsensical episode.

In today's episode:

* I turn 39 over the course of my last block of flying. Return home to a huge stack of mail, including three offers from local insurance reps to help find the right supplemental Medicare insurance for me.

* Cue the first shameless plug.

* I worked a trip to Berlin during a European heatwave, extort $20 out of Billy Bush for a cup of coffee, and watch Germans melt in the heat.

* Cue bad Bush and Arnold impressions.

* Crazy lady tries to kidnap a little kid in the middle of a concourse in ATL.

* I remind dying people that they should just stay home.

* Mother of two wearing non-existent top gets denied boarding in Malaga.

* I encourage people to have a little emergency cash stash just in case.

* Children should be kenneled.

* Then I show you guys the Paki Toiler Horror Show.

* This episode is terrible.

* The DHS plans to send hundreds of TSA agents to southern border to tell migrants to remove their shoes.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3414lMe7ax778eNULpAQZg

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