You sit down, write what you think is a great email, hit send, and then... nothing. No clicks, no sales, no replies. Just silence. You start wondering if everyone on your list suddenly moved to another planet. They didn't. They just don't care.

And that's not because email doesn't work. It's because your emails read like everyone else's. They're boring, predictable, and sound like they were written by a corporate intern trying not to get fired.