Season 5 Episode 3: Ascension

Can we talk about this situation with Sam’s boyfriends? Like, super advanced, super down to die for her, super fucking creepy. This one is the most.

Meanwhile her true lover boy MacNeill is treating her like she’s cray because he somehow cannot believe, after all they’ve seen, that she has an alien stalker. Stalkerman does go all human for her, but like who even asked him to? Also he builds a cute little stargate in her basement with shit he ordered from Amazon. On Sam’s credit card. Without asking.

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00:00 - Intro

7:03 - 24 Seconds

8:47 - Episode Debrief

1:11:10 - Were We Comforted

1:12:34 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:15:10 - Next Episode

1:17:10 - ComeTrya

1:18:10 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:20:09 - Outro