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Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away

This episode is like watching two drunk uncles argue in a Buffalo Wild Wings, except instead of wings you get 11 hours of Chris waiting for a car dealership to remember he exists. From there we spiral into life’s biggest mysteries: why we wash towels that only ever touch our allegedly clean bodies, why “boxing rings” are basically just angry squares, and how the hell a triple amputee claps (spoiler: it’s dark, don’t ask).

We also put David’s brain through hell with fake horror movie titles (turns out Killer Sofa is real, and somehow scored higher than Disney’s new dumpster fire Snow White), decode food logos like it’s a Dan Brown novel for fat kids, and debate NFL stats so insane they sound like Mad Libs. Sprinkle in some urban legends, ask Reddit questions that guarantee you’ll fail a sobriety test if you say them to a cop, and a shocking plot twist where David steals Chris’s Tito’s + La Croix drink like a budget TikTok influencer. Oh yeah, we even celebrate celebrity birthdays, because apparently you people need closure.

Smash subscribe if you hate yourself just enough to come back next week. Drop a comment about your worst pickup line, or just type “Perma-Plate” so Chris knows his suffering wasn’t for nothing. Or don’t. We’ll just assume you’re off clapping with your phantom limbs.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:29 – PERMA-DUMB
5:34 – WHY DO WE WASH BATH TOWELS?
9:44 – WHY ARE BOXING RINGS SQUARE?
11:00 – GIVE IT UP FOR TRIPLE AMPUTEES
12:57 – REAL OR FAKE – HORROR MOVIES
18:54 – HIDDEN MEANINGS IN FOOD LOGOS
26:52 – URBAN LEGENDS
31:56 – INSANE NFL STATS & FACTS
35:28 – SNOW WHITE
36:35 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
38:06 – NATIONAL DAYS
39:01 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GET PULLED OVER BY A COP, WHAT DON’T YOU SAY?
42:18 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN ACRONYM MANY PEOPLE KNOW OF BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR?
47:50 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
50:31 – OUTRO
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