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You Haven’t Forgotten Yet, Have You?

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the important questions—like what if cows ran the government? What if birds had Wi-Fi? And what if you recorded a 9/11 episode from the cockpit of a plane?

We kick things off with:
🧠 Avril Lavigne isn’t real – and we’ve got just enough fake evidence to believe it
📦 Amazon should sell lottery tickets – because if they’re gonna control our lives, they might as well make us billionaires
📡 What if birds had Wi-Fi? – do they get throttled on weekends or is that just Verizon?
📴 Nationwide Verizon outage – a moment of silence for everyone who had to interact with humans

Then it spirals quickly:
💸 Financial advice from David – completely ignored by Chris, who prefers a “real advisor” (aka a man who owns a boat and three gold chains)
🐮 Cows in Congress – could they do worse? Moo-ve over Mitch McConnell
🔫 Would You Stop a Hijacking? – this is somehow the least controversial thing we say this episode
🎥 $100M to let your family watch a video of your entire life – spoiler: no one wants to see your college phase
🧻 Did You Forget These Things From 2001? – from LimeWire to LiveStrong, it’s a nostalgia gut-punch
📆 Forget, or Never Forget? – David runs Chris through early-2000s memories to decide what deserves to be erased forever
🔥 9/11 Jokes – yep, we went there

And if that’s not enough:
📬 More Basic Training Letters – dramatic readings from the front lines (of David’s boredom)
🛫 Plane Texts & Cockpit Podcasts – Chris’s friend couldn’t join because they were “on a flight,” so naturally David suggested joining from the cockpit
🗽 Where Were You on 9/11? – a surprisingly reflective moment sandwiched between poop jokes
📉 What Actually Happened on 9/11? – we explore all the theories that’ll get us flagged by the NSA
🍆 Preferred Words for Male Genitalia – you’ll never hear “pork sword” the same way again
🧠 Things You’ll Never Forget – including this episode, for all the wrong reasons
🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices – because the only way to talk about national tragedy and bird Wi-Fi in the same breath is with alcohol

If this one doesn’t get us banned, it’ll at least get us added to someone’s watchlist.

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:26 – AVRIL LAVIGNE CONSPIRACY
6:11 – LOTTERY TICKETS ON AMAZON
8:07 – WHAT IF BIRDS HAD WI-FI?
9:16 – NATIONWIDE VERIZON OUTAGE
11:00 – THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
16:10 – WHAT IF COWS RAN THE GOVERNMENT?
17:10 – WOULD YOU STOP A HIJACKING?
19:33 – $100,000,000 FOR YOUR FAMILY TO WATCH YOUR LIFE
20:38 – DID YOU FORGET THESE THINGS FROM 2001?
30:58 – “FORGET” OR “NEVER FORGET”
38:31 – 9/11 JOKES
42:18 – BASIC TRAINING LETTERS
45:03 – MOST VIEWED YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ALL-TIME
46:29 – WHERE WERE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED?
53:11 – WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?
1:12:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:14:32 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR PREFERRED WORD TO USE FOR THE MALE GENITALIA?
1:18:33 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER FORGET?
1:21:16 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:26:34 – OUTRO
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