It’s a wild Monday ride on Peaches Pit Party, where Peaches kicks off the week talking all things new music, soda collecting in Rexburg, and yes, how peach soda is a personality trait when your last name is Peach. He dives into the great “Ghetto Walmart” debate sweeping Facebook and crowns the most depressing location in town, throwing in some solid SoCal-to-Southeast Idaho perspective. The show swings from hilarious commentary on tiny Targets and mismanaged parking garages (spoiler: there already is one downtown), to a full breakdown of our new giveaway: "Yank That Hook"—a Weird Al-inspired parody contest for concert tickets. Peaches shares his own AI-generated masterpiece about charcuterie boards.

Also on deck: a gnarly MRI machine death involving a weight chain, a scavenger hunt-style Tony Hawk skateboard drop, and why texting is the worst (sorry, Jade Davis). Then, he dives into the fast food drive-thru hierarchy—naming and shaming America’s slowest spots—and roasts Culver’s “wait by the bush” protocol. There’s a tangent about poop burial technology (thanks Microsoft), a cat-lady prank shirt gone horribly wrong, and Peaches vents about the viral fallout from that Coldplay cheating scandal.

Finally, he teases upcoming giveaways for Dropkick Murphys, Bad Religion, and The Mainliners in Pokey. If you like chaos, caffeine energy, and someone who’s not afraid to say what we’re all thinking in line at Chick-fil-A, this episode is for you.