Peaches kicks off Thrash Metal Thursday with Enforced’s “Radiation Sickness” and dives headfirst into mosquito laser warfare with the Photon Matrix, a bug-zapping dome that sounds like sci-fi but stings like reality; Cynthia Sosa unleashes bear mace after a Key West chicken is flattened by an impatient driver; naked charity events spark awkward headlines for National Skinny Dipping Day; Hulu’s King of the Hill Comic-Con BBQ somehow bans propane, ruining Hank Hill’s imaginary weekend; Coldplay’s kiss cam exposes an affair involving a software CEO and his HR exec; Irish restaurants price gouge tourists ahead of the British Open; John Elway escapes charges in a golf cart fatality; new music drops from Nine Inch Nails, Black Veil Brides, Amon Amarth, President, and more; Peaches rants about the worst concerts ever (shoutout to Steve Miller Band’s weather excuse); dissects the decline of hit TV shows from Grey’s Anatomy to Squid Game; defends ranch while absolutely obliterating blue cheese; celebrates his golden birthday and his dad’s milestone 60th; and sparks a furious round of “To Peach Their Own” featuring pineapple pizza debates and one listener’s scorched-earth takes on Jeff Goldblum, Sleep Token, and more.