After a surprise sick day and a near-death kayaking experience, Peaches returns to Peaches Pit Party with one nostril barely open and zero chill.

In this jam-packed solo episode, Peaches breaks down the wild weekend that left him almost flipping into the afterlife—and why his bald head is now at war with the Idaho sun.

Here’s what’s inside:

• 🛶 The long-awaited kayaking story: Peaches and friends head to Buhl, Idaho, where cracked kayaks, blue water, and miscommunications lead to one of the most dramatic Snake River rescues ever narrated on-air.
• 🚿 A WinCo sick run at 3AM, full of aloe juice, orange juice, and existential dread.
• 🧼 The horror of using a CPAP with a runny nose (Spoiler: it's disgusting).
• 🏡 The chaos of hosting friends—Matt opens every cabinet in search of toilet paper and invites a swarm of flies into Peaches’ apartment like it’s a biblical plague.
• 👟 TSA is finally letting people keep their shoes on! But snow globes? Still suspicious.
• 💭 Peaches has a stress dream about Jade firing him via Facebook post, and AI job layoffs are getting too real.
• 🏀 Shot Clock Sports Update: Joe Burrow ditches the Batmobile, Chris Paul announces his last NBA season, Allegiant Stadium gets March Madness, and the Pop-Tarts mascots are headed to Dublin for a college football showdown.
• 🎟️ Pantera & Amon Amarth giveaway continues! Listen for the Cemetery Gates sounder or enter via the KBEAR, ALT, or Cannonball apps.
• 🎮 To Peach Their Own: What classic video game do you still play? From Tony Hawk to Gunstar Heroes to Super Mario World, the nostalgia is real—and one listener’s story includes lost consoles and Cheeto dusted controllers.
• 🏘️ Cleveland’s "crack house" billboards stir controversy, but Peaches sides with the guy flipping the homes.
• 🐎 A racehorse escapes onto a New Jersey highway, but no tickets were issued. Even cops respect a wild mane on the move.

Plus: Is Peaches too old to text? Too bald to kayak? Too poor to own a Batmobile? The answers are “yes,” “yes,” and “unfortunately.”