Tired glutes, loud car alarms, and rich people sniffing volcano snow water—it’s another beautifully bizarre Tuesday on Peaches Pit Party.

Peaches kicks things off with breaking tour news featuring From Ashes to New, Magnolia Park, and Until I Wake, and then launches into a full-on rant about depressing jobs in America (spoiler: radio made the list and it totally checks out). From office chair-induced butt atrophy (yes, that’s real) to the absolute monstrosity of someone returning a bitten doughnut to the office breakroom box, today’s episode is part therapy session, part rage comedy.

In To Peach Their Own, listeners confess the concerts they regret missing—cue heartbreak over SevenDust at the Newberry, Linkin Park, and a Rockzilla rainstorm walkout. Also covered:

• The legend of the $13 million baseball card (don't let your kids near it)
• A dude who called in a fake bomb threat just because he missed his Spirit flight (yes, Spirit)
• Why multiple noises at once should be illegal
• How AI is taking over plush toys (looking at you, Labooboo)
• What not to bring to the Snake River Animal Shelter
• Peaches’ hot take on bison selfies and whale breaching panic

All that, plus the Shot Clock Sports Update, an upcoming Jazz Bear chalk showdown, and a very sassy suggestion: get up and do some squats before your butt turns into a candle.

It’s Peaches. It’s weird. It’s real. It’s Peach’s Pit Party.