Peaches is fried—literally. It's Don't Fry Day and our favorite tall, pale Californian forgot his sunscreen again. In this scorched edition of Peaches Pit Party, we roll into Memorial Day Weekend with hot takes, cold sarcasm, and unsolicited grilling tips.

Peaches revisits his Reddit war with Seether superfans after ignoring their interview questions—and finds partial redemption (or at least a laugh) on Am I the Jerk?. We explore why Chick-fil-A workers might deserve hazard pay for “my pleasure,” why In-N-Out was basically a condiment cult, and why Walmart Pickup is the adult version of Disneyland.

Also: Viktor drops in to discuss the upcoming Olympics—but with steroids. Yes, we’re talking about the “Enhanced Games” (a real thing) and whether PEDs should be allowed if it means freaky fast world records.

Plus: Memorial Day cleanup info, road trip rage, and the To Peach Their Own face-off: Burgers vs. Hot Dogs (spoiler: hot dogs need a better PR team).

If you like sarcasm, radio rants, and minor existential crises set to rock music, this is the episode for you.