How do you improve upon a movie from the 70’s with an almost incoherent plot that seemed to be made specifically to show off cool cars and then destroy them? By making a movie in the 2000’s with an almost incoherent plot that seemed to be made specifically to show off cool cars and then destroy them starring Nicolas Cage. So come along as we suffer through the most Michael Bay movie that wasn’t made by Michael Bay: Gone in 60 Seconds.

“Memphis” Randall Raines was once the best car thief in the business before walking away from his life of crime but when his idiot brother gets in trouble with a lunatic crime lord, Memphis must once again strap on some driving gloves to pull off the job of a lifetime.

Gone in 60 Seconds features a stellar cast such as the one and only Robert Duvall, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi and of course, our films Eleanor, Academy Award winner and gift to all mankind Nicolas Kim Coppola better known as Nicolas Cage