On today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (aka Maddawg) deliver pure comedy chaos with the energy of two sleep-deprived Zoomers trapped in a hot studio. The episode begins with a questionable freestyle rap from Maddawg and somehow spirals into a deep dive on CPAP machines in movie theaters, retired mechanical pencil trauma, and the heartbreaking betrayal of being unfollowed by a rockstar on Instagram.

Peaches confesses to being relentlessly bullied in school for being tall, while Maddie admits she ran a black market Pokémon card empire in third grade that led to a full ban in her classroom. From there, it gets weirdly emotional as they discuss:

• Maddie’s legendary rise and fall on Cullen from Sleep Theory’s Instagram
• Her plans for a cowboy-themed Subaru photo shoot captioned “Subaru Wrangler”
• Peaches' mom’s unhinged behavior in Animal Crossing, where she forced out villagers she didn’t like using a bug net
• A new adult Chuck E. Cheese spinoff called Chuck’s Arcade, which lets grownups drink while reliving their childhood pizza-sweat memories
• The subreddit r/BuyItForLife, and Peaches' love for everyday items you commit to for eternity (like a pencil box from kindergarten)
• An unhinged middle school meltdown involving Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day”, a tiny CD player, and a map of the U.S. used to exile a teacher named Mister Nguyen

All of this, plus:

• Soundboard chaos featuring Jade’s Car, Taco Tuesday, and You Get Nothing!
• A funeral for Maddie’s follower count
• Debate over whether Chuck E. Cheese is better with beer
• And, of course, bug cages, Subarus, and bad sleep apnea takes