Jeff and Chris celebrate the arbitrary magic of the number70, accidentally turn their “things that didn’t age well” episode into a eulogy for Very Special Episodes, and wage holy war on laugh tracks. Family Ties’

Uncle Ned drinks vanilla extract, Different Strokes’ bike shop creeper ruins childhoods, MAS*H drops a helicopter, and Blossom is somehow always “very special.” It’s nostalgia, derailed—polished with a cheap wig and sold at full price.

But that’s not all. As the boys are treated to a special,rare appearance from their talent agent, Larry Lupree, the room suddenly smells faintly of Aqua Velva and broken promises.

Curious what Yoko Ono and Corey Feldman have to do with any of this? Strap in, hit play, and prepare your ears for the unholy duet you never knew you needed.