Pyramid Power: Ancient Machine or Royal Tomb? You’ve heard the story since grade school: the Great Pyramid of Giza was just a tomb. End of discussion. But stand before it — thirteen acres of stone, aligned to true north within a fraction of a degree, its latitude mirroring the speed of light — and that “tomb” story starts to fall apart. In this episode of New Beard Order, Joe, the 'Man Behind the Beard', challenges the textbook narrative and explores a radical possibility: What if the Great Pyramid wasn’t built to bury the dead... but to generate power? From mathematical precision that encodes π and the golden ratio, to granite chambers that hum at 440 Hz, to obelisks that may have acted as ancient antennas, this episode dives into the evidence that Egyptology prefers you ignore. I'm not saying they were charging iPhones in 2500 BCE. We’re saying maybe—just maybe—they built something functional. Something energetic. Something more than a tomb. Because around here, we don’t settle for bedtime stories. I question the script. I follow the data. And I let the beard do the thinking. Welcome to New Beard Order — Join the Order. Grow the Truth. Shave the Deception. #NewBeardOrder #GizaPyramid #AncientAliens #ConspiracyPodcast #AlternativeHistory #PyramidPower #MysteryOfGiza #TheWhyFilesVibes #AncientTechnology