Episode 7! It was Carl's birthday! Some mother in Texas executed a perfect form tackle to take down a perv spying on her 15-year-old daughter! Mama bears will protect their kids at all costs! They'll also roast them endlessly. Jewish mothers are masters of microaggression--inspired by Judy Gold (@jewdygold) and her book Yes, I Can Say That. Shout out to Judy! We'd love to have you on the podcast if you ever see this! Matt's grandma doesn't think his stand-up is funny, but she loves MwM. You get a 2-for-1 special with the parshas this week. Matt didn't really understand either of them and Carl has some weird love for TGI Friday's. As always, follow us on IG @TheDailyMort, SEND YOUR SUBMISSIONS TO [email protected], and please be sure to share with a friend and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mornings-with-morty/message