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How To Survive Miami If You Just Moved Here - MCP 9-25-25
Manage episode 508483118 series 1043786
For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, skits, live stand up comedy etc. visit: https://miamicomedy.com
Miami looks like a screensaver until the bill hits and the floods rise. In this episode Manny breaks down the unwritten rules for transplants so you do not get priced up, scammed up, and sucked up by the nightlife vortex. From the Hialeah cold plunge to the real flex of hidden cafecito spots, why you need a fade in this humidity, when to shut up about politics, and how Miami will test your money, habits, and relationships. If you want the city to love you back, start here.
(00:00) Miami Comedy Podcast: Where the rent is high and the jokes are free
(01:58) Hialeah Cold Plunge: Roosters, RVs, and Spanish you’ll never learn on Duolingo
(05:57) Transplant Survival Guide: How not to get scammed in week one
(07:40) Flex Tax 101: Why your jet ski selfie just cost $300 more
(10:58) Local Status: Knowing cafecito spots that don’t have Yelp pages
(22:44) Miami Camouflage: Gold chains, fades, and Spanglish 101
(26:20) Spanish Crash Course: From Ola to ‘Qué bolá, bro’
(27:16) Miami Politics: Where blue hair meets red hats over cafecito
(28:23) Don’t Snitch: Why making ‘I just moved here’ TikToks ruins the scam
(30:45) Love in Miami: Backwards, sideways, and probably toxic
(34:28) Miami Will Test You: Finances, morals, and your morning workouts
(40:15) Hater Olympics: Why Miami envy comes with bottle service
(44:29) Comedy Show Plug: The only thing cheaper than rent this week
387 episodes
Manage episode 508483118 series 1043786
For more Miami Comedy, podcasts, skits, live stand up comedy etc. visit: https://miamicomedy.com
Miami looks like a screensaver until the bill hits and the floods rise. In this episode Manny breaks down the unwritten rules for transplants so you do not get priced up, scammed up, and sucked up by the nightlife vortex. From the Hialeah cold plunge to the real flex of hidden cafecito spots, why you need a fade in this humidity, when to shut up about politics, and how Miami will test your money, habits, and relationships. If you want the city to love you back, start here.
(00:00) Miami Comedy Podcast: Where the rent is high and the jokes are free
(01:58) Hialeah Cold Plunge: Roosters, RVs, and Spanish you’ll never learn on Duolingo
(05:57) Transplant Survival Guide: How not to get scammed in week one
(07:40) Flex Tax 101: Why your jet ski selfie just cost $300 more
(10:58) Local Status: Knowing cafecito spots that don’t have Yelp pages
(22:44) Miami Camouflage: Gold chains, fades, and Spanglish 101
(26:20) Spanish Crash Course: From Ola to ‘Qué bolá, bro’
(27:16) Miami Politics: Where blue hair meets red hats over cafecito
(28:23) Don’t Snitch: Why making ‘I just moved here’ TikToks ruins the scam
(30:45) Love in Miami: Backwards, sideways, and probably toxic
(34:28) Miami Will Test You: Finances, morals, and your morning workouts
(40:15) Hater Olympics: Why Miami envy comes with bottle service
(44:29) Comedy Show Plug: The only thing cheaper than rent this week
387 episodes
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