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Welcome to the first episode in our Messy Dating Series: Roasting, Ghosting & Mostly Coping.

Decoding Dating Apps: Red Flags, Green Flags, and Epic Fails

In this episode of Messy Genes, hosts Cindy and Carly tackle the chaotic world of online dating profiles. They dissect the art of creating an appealing dating profile by reviewing and hilariously roasting real-life examples. From selfie overloads and gym bros to earnest romancers and disturbing mommy issues, no cringe-worthy profile is safe. They also offer insightful tips for men on how to elevate their dating game through better photos and witty bios. Plus, they share some personal anecdotes and behind-the-scenes details from their own dating experiences. Follow them on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and Substack, and don't forget to leave those much-appreciated reviews! @Messy_genes on Instagram and Tik Tok. https://substack.com/@messygenes

00:00 Introduction and Casual Banter

00:29 Welcome to Messy Jeans

01:02 Today's Topic: Dating Profiles

02:42 Weekly Updates and Personal Stories

09:53 Green Flags in Men

19:47 Red Flags in Men

30:06 Analyzing Dating Profiles

33:28 Cringe Dating Profiles: Kids and Nephews

34:25 Bitter Men and Their Profiles

35:29 Weird Photos and Selfies

36:45 Hilarious Profile Reviews

46:47 Voice Notes and Embarrassment

55:21 Tips for Better Dating Profiles

01:05:14 Final Thoughts and Farewell