In this episode of Marriage Bites, Jess and Mike continue Kids’ Menu Month with a well-done dive into Outback’s Joey Sirloin—and Jess’s meat-related childhood trauma. Yes, we’re talking about the time she smuggled steak in her underwear to avoid eating it. Mike opens up about post-vasectomy ball health, curbside pickup philosophy, and misreading the word “Toyota.” The couple debates steak texture, nostalgic baked goods, and why rainbow cookies should never be dry. Also: surprise bread, broccoli betrayals, and how tofu and bacon ended up on the same breakfast sandwich.