In our first of two half-hour episodes this week, we try to figure out what happened to Episode 737, which requires us to increase our CONFLICT RESOLUTION SKILLS, develop a HEALTHY and SHARED META-NARRATIVE, and achieve EMOTIONAL and BEHAVIORAL RESOLUTION. Then we give America WHAT IT NEEDS: Simon's deep reportage on watching the Mayweather/McGregor fight at a movie theater with his father, his uncle's triumph at the Ironman Coeur d'Alene, an ESPN story about the NFL's CTE research project about jockeys, and the economic and gustatory disappointment of whiskey tastings. PLUS: Mike continues his desperate search for a moral relativism that permits him to watch football, Mikal keeps shouting the name Homer Jones, Dave breaks some college football injury news, and MUCH, MUCH MORE!!! Help us help you: @makeroom4sports on Twitter [email protected]