YO! What's up, youse guys? Cousin Cody’s back in the wooder, but honestly, this whole city needs a fuggin' hug. We just lived through the worst week in Philly sports history. Grab a Wawa coffee and strap in, because we are not happy.

First off, the Birds. The Eagles dropped a jawn to the fuggin' Giants! Are you kiddin' me? That's an immediate call for a full city-wide panic. We break down what went wrong and why a loss to New York means we gotta fire everybody.

And don’t even get me started on the Phillies. That embarrassing playoff loss? It was a disaster. The whole season just went down the drain with an absolute jagoff play that we'll be screaming about until next April. The pain is real, feel me?

But look, we gotta get our minds off the losing, so we're pivoting to the truly important stuff. We’re talkin’ about how Mark Sanchez went absolutely bonkers—we got the rundown on his whole bizarre ordeal. Sounds like he was trying to run the Wildcat in a parking lot, for crying out loud.

Finally, we settle a debate that's been runnin' hot: Why a vampire would make the perfect girlfriend. Think about it: immortal, always looks good, and she only comes out at night so you got the whole daytime to watch the Birds. We got the pros and cons of dating the undead.

It's a therapy session mixed with pure nonsense, so fuggin' listen!

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