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Episode 141: Wizardry IV - Death of a Thousand Cuts
Manage episode 507849985 series 2009433
Editor's note: This podcast was recorded in November 2024. Don't @ us about how weird some of it reads in hindsight.
You have hired a contractor to create ten different mad traps for the immortal wizard in your basement. A few suggested mazes. Some went to real Halaster Blackcloak territory with their suggestions for "paths through Hell" and "time upon space" and the ilk. In the end, one of the pitches you heard sounded incredibly plausible and pretty final: "What about land mines? Just all the land mines in the world. A big, unmarked field of 99% land mines."
The contractor was awarded a duchy and many, many soon-to-be-gibbed servants got to work...
- Support Us On Patreon to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast!
- Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron and their solo work as Catastrophizer
- Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu
152 episodes
Manage episode 507849985 series 2009433
Editor's note: This podcast was recorded in November 2024. Don't @ us about how weird some of it reads in hindsight.
You have hired a contractor to create ten different mad traps for the immortal wizard in your basement. A few suggested mazes. Some went to real Halaster Blackcloak territory with their suggestions for "paths through Hell" and "time upon space" and the ilk. In the end, one of the pitches you heard sounded incredibly plausible and pretty final: "What about land mines? Just all the land mines in the world. A big, unmarked field of 99% land mines."
The contractor was awarded a duchy and many, many soon-to-be-gibbed servants got to work...
- Support Us On Patreon to hear Chris and Ryan's FF14 podcast and the Boku No Stop Premium anime podcast!
- Listen to Ryan's band at Cannon & DeVaron and their solo work as Catastrophizer
- Read Matt's yuri reviews on Okazu
152 episodes
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