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Why Security Tools Are Designed To Fail (VP Revelations) #cybersecurity
Manage episode 522828377 series 3673385
The cybersecurity industry is gaslighting you. We spend billions on dashboards that look pretty but act like "sleep paralysis demons" for the analysts trying to use them.
In this episode, Jennifer Von Kainold (VP of Product Management at BlueVoyant) reveals the dirty secret of security engineering: the tools are built for the builders, not the defenders. Jen breaks down the "Sleep Paralysis" of modern SOCs, why the industry refuses to simplify, and how she went from a Chemistry degree to leading product strategy for a major MDR firm.
We also dismantle the panic over Quantum Computing and explain why you’re worried about Q-Day when you don’t even have an asset inventory.
Media and interview requests can be made to: [email protected]
Audio listeners can subscribe on any platform and can do it through: https://legitimatecybersecurity.podbean.com/
⏱️ CHAPTER BREAKS
00:00 – The Dashboard That Causes Panic Attacks
00:14 – The “Illusion of Safety” in Tech
02:31 – From Coding Fortran to Hacking Genomes
06:18 – The “Sleep Paralysis Demon” of Bad UI
09:16 – Why Engineers Build Tools for Robots, Not Humans
14:29 – Translating “Engineer” to “Human” (The Polyglot Problem)
19:31 – The Archer Paradox: When Flexibility Becomes Failure
21:58 – Agentic AI: The End of the Dashboard?
31:22 – The Myth of the “Single Pane of Glass”
35:37 – The Quantum Computing ("Q-Day") Hysteria
37:44 – “Where Is Your Super Cold Fridge?!”
40:32 – Why We Refuse to Do the Basics (Burnout & Cognitive Load)
44:29 – Don’t Wait for the Apocalypse to Lock Your Door
46:22 – The Final Verdict
#legitimatecybersecurity #uxdesign #quantumcomputing #infosec #burnout #agenticai #techfails #cyberwarfare
29 episodes
Manage episode 522828377 series 3673385
The cybersecurity industry is gaslighting you. We spend billions on dashboards that look pretty but act like "sleep paralysis demons" for the analysts trying to use them.
In this episode, Jennifer Von Kainold (VP of Product Management at BlueVoyant) reveals the dirty secret of security engineering: the tools are built for the builders, not the defenders. Jen breaks down the "Sleep Paralysis" of modern SOCs, why the industry refuses to simplify, and how she went from a Chemistry degree to leading product strategy for a major MDR firm.
We also dismantle the panic over Quantum Computing and explain why you’re worried about Q-Day when you don’t even have an asset inventory.
Media and interview requests can be made to: [email protected]
Audio listeners can subscribe on any platform and can do it through: https://legitimatecybersecurity.podbean.com/
⏱️ CHAPTER BREAKS
00:00 – The Dashboard That Causes Panic Attacks
00:14 – The “Illusion of Safety” in Tech
02:31 – From Coding Fortran to Hacking Genomes
06:18 – The “Sleep Paralysis Demon” of Bad UI
09:16 – Why Engineers Build Tools for Robots, Not Humans
14:29 – Translating “Engineer” to “Human” (The Polyglot Problem)
19:31 – The Archer Paradox: When Flexibility Becomes Failure
21:58 – Agentic AI: The End of the Dashboard?
31:22 – The Myth of the “Single Pane of Glass”
35:37 – The Quantum Computing ("Q-Day") Hysteria
37:44 – “Where Is Your Super Cold Fridge?!”
40:32 – Why We Refuse to Do the Basics (Burnout & Cognitive Load)
44:29 – Don’t Wait for the Apocalypse to Lock Your Door
46:22 – The Final Verdict
#legitimatecybersecurity #uxdesign #quantumcomputing #infosec #burnout #agenticai #techfails #cyberwarfare
29 episodes
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