Cliff Crawling & Guava Guzzling (Ep. 8)
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A week that begins with holiday jokes and a COD camo grind escalates into an all‑day push along Kauai’s Nā Pali Coast—equal parts gorgeous and unforgiving. I talk through the prep that almost fell apart at 5 a.m., when my hydration bladder leaked and I turned my backpack into a rolling ice chest of frozen guava. The jungle hum at dawn, the mental fatigue of walking loose slopes above the Pacific, and the infamous Crawler’s Ledge all meet a steady dose of realism: what’s actually scary isn’t the hype point, it’s the quiet, angled paths that slide when you stop paying attention.
Reaching Kalalau Beach delivers a reward that hits like myth—shade, caves, slushy guava, and a reminder that rip currents don’t care how far you came. On the way back, I detour into a canyon where GPS signals die between 300‑foot walls, chase waterfalls, and coax my way across sketchy crossings with more patience than pride. The pack weight bruises my collarbones, the miles add up, and dinner that night tastes like victory because it was earned.
Then comes the curveball: a surfing lesson on a battered toe, a chest rubbed raw against a board, and a sunburn on the parts that never see daylight. It’s funny and a little painful, but it sticks the landing on one theme—gear isn’t vanity when it saves skin, and pacing isn’t weakness when it keeps you moving tomorrow. Along the way, I share a new mic splurge, an Etsy art impulse, and a hard truth about the habit that might be slowing my broken foot’s healing. If you’ve ever carried too much, learned mid‑adventure, or found bliss in a cold drink at the exact right moment, this one’s for you.
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Chapters
1. Holiday Vibes And Seasonal Songs (00:00:00)
2. New Call Of Duty Grind And Camos (00:01:15)
3. Energy Drink Promos And Weapon Pain (00:04:20)
4. Fortnite Crossovers And Live Events (00:07:30)
5. A Painfully Slow Foot Recovery (00:09:20)
6. Black Friday Mic Upgrade (00:12:40)
7. Impulse Buys And Etsy Art (00:14:40)
8. Tattoos, Clout, And Internet Personalities (00:16:45)
9. Setting The Stage: Kauai And The Nā Pali Coast (00:18:30)
10. Permits, Prep, And Guava Logistics (00:22:05)
11. Jungle Start And Cliffside Anxiety (00:25:20)
12. Crawler’s Ledge And Loose Gravel Gauntlet (00:28:55)
13. Reaching Kalalau Beach And Slushy Salvation (00:32:20)
14. Rip Currents, Caves, And Beach Chaos (00:35:05)
15. Waterfalls, Lost GPS, And Canyon Walls (00:37:40)
16. The Grueling Return And Guava Math (00:41:10)
17. Post-Hike Feast And Parental Pickup (00:44:10)
18. Surf Lesson Fallout: Toe, Sunburn, And Rash (00:46:40)
19. Big Winter Swell Dreams And What’s Next (00:50:00)
20. Sign-Off And Tease For Next Week (00:52:20)
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