J6Podcast - 2024 Week 7 Review | Week 8 Preview | The Bad Beat Boys: "Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)"

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THIS WEEK ON THE J6POD... Abandoned by Lou and Andrew after temperatures and tempers flared during threeway trade negotiations this week, Bob must press on with the Pod! He's joined this week by the Winningest Zelli in 2024 season: Johnny! Later there's your standard guerilla call in by Pete, but with the surprise addition of Kevin making his 2024 podcast debut!

And speaking of debuts, JSP AI Productions gives us that sweet taste of the newest hotness on the block with the boy band "The Bad Beat Boys" and their hit new single "Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)". I'll admit I'm pretty proud of this one considering I fully wrote the lyrics and did a fairly decent job of mimicing 90's/2000's boy band song structure. And then Suno just crushed it again. Anyway, there's the primary version in the beginning and then a B track version at the end... ENJOY!

Intro/Track A/Prime version: ⁠Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)⁠

Outro/Track B version: ⁠Bob Wanted That Trade (Threeway Fantasy)⁠

-- Lyrics --

[Verse - Bobby, Louis & Drew]

Well hello there boys, I know this might sound wild

Bobby's got this need for trading - threeway style

While I yearn for the burn of your fire receivers, Louis (Ohhhh Really?)

I know alone I can't unlock their fury (You'd need some help?) well the news is

I know who's appendage is raised by my RBs, well Drew's is (BOING)

[Verse - Louis, Bobby]

Well at first I thought I'd keep my rock hard roster steady (So Committed)

But your package has me wondering if it's playoff ready (It's So Big)

Bobby's eyes look at my receivers with that hot desire (Oooooooo Ja'Marr)

It's making my heart skip, ohhh I think we should hurry and retire (MMM HMMM)

Maybe we should get in bed with him Drew, then threeway conspire (Let's do it!)

[Chorus - All]

We’re trading our hearts in Joe Six Pack

Three minds aligned we can't turn back

For this fantasy you've gotta make your move

To join this threeway our hearts must approve

One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo)

[Verse - Drew, Bobby & Louis]

You're both convincing me, I'm considering getting risky (YES OH YES)

This threeway seduction is making my players frisky (YES COME TO US)

That workhorse stud Kyren makes my pants grow so tight (YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT)

But your combined enthusiasm makes me worry, I just might (WE'D NEVER HURT YOU)

Fear what will happen to me when we turn out the lights (NO NO COME BACK, DREW!)

[Chorus - All]

Are we trading our hearts in Joe Six Pack?

Three minds once aligned, but Drew's turning his back

For this fantasy you've gotta make your move

To join this threeway all hearts must approve

One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo)

[Bridge - Bobby]

I need this trade, without Godwin, now more than ever

My team depends on this Godly threeway endeavor

I'll even kick in Aubrey, Drew, if you'll let us have this sexy thrill

Why can't you just accept our offer of love slurry fill?

Don't cock block us now, Drew, when we're edging on the kill

[Chorus - All]

We were trading hearts in Joe Six Pack

But one mind resigned, we can't talk him back

For this fantasy Drew's gonna block your move

To join this threeway Drew's heart won't approve

One thing we know to be no ruse, Bob REALLY wanted that trade. (Ooooo Ooooo Ooooo no no no no)

[Outro - Bobby]

Damn you Drew, I was so close to finishing too!

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