Normally, I’d say that travel by train can be calm, relaxing and a great way to take in the scenery of the land. Just make sure that when you buy your ticket, you upgrade so you don’t find yourself riding alongside a bunch of venomous, murderous and hungry snakes. You’ll thank me later…for that and for the next hour as we attempt to prove if Snakes On A Train is not that bad.

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