Jesse Huber from Play N Trade returns for another wildly unhinged installment of Don't Tell Scotty He Does Weird News, and this week's stories are somehow both worse and better than you'd expect.

We kick things off with the jaw-dropping tale of a content creator who thought it was a brilliant idea to wander around handing out machetes and alcohol to homeless people. Spoiler: It was not brilliant. Not even close.

Next, we journey across the pond where the British Royal Navy was forced into action—not for a military mission, but to rescue a runaway reindeer that strayed from a Christmas event. Yes, elite naval forces rescuing Santa's livestock… this is where we are as a society.

Then it's time for a competitive event nobody asked for: the Sheep Dung Spitting competition. What is it? Why does it exist? Why are people proud of winning it? We don't know, but we're talking about it.

Finally, the Campbell's Soup CEO lands himself in trouble after a tone-deaf comment that left the internet boiling hotter than a can of tomato bisque.

PLUS — The Mayor learns a valuable lesson: never bring the podcast laptop to a city council meeting unless you're prepared for chaos.

It's weird, it's wild, it's Episode 364. 🎧 Tune in for laughter, disbelief, and stories no human should ever have to process.

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