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Bret and Dave are back with another round of multi-species mayhem, low-stakes fishing hot takes, and extremely questionable aquatic science. This month, they unpack their latest adventures, troll through some fishy corners of the internet, and add FOUR brand-new offerings to the ever-evolving, totally arbitrary Carp Ladder.

Also on the docket (but not in any logical order):
The world's largest swimming pool (seriously, it’s absurd)
People catching fish for the carp ladder (thanks, cult following)
Giant fish dangling in shopping malls
Murray cod (aka Maccullochella peelii if you’re feelin’ Latin)
Chunky smallmouth in Vermont
...and other assorted nonsense that we probably should’ve edited out (but didn’t).

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