10 Things That Don’t Belong on the Thanksgiving Table

Hoot’n & Holler’n With Matt Mitchell

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It’s Thanksgiving time at Hoot’n & Holler’n, which means: zero salads, infinite rolls, and several emotionally charged opinions about banana pudding. Matt, Joey, Eric, and Drake kick off with their usual cultural analysis — aka complaining about Ollie’s and Big Lots — before diving headfirst into the most sacred Southern holiday of all: the one about food.

In this episode, we debate the “10 Things That Should Never Appear at a Southern Thanksgiving Table” including:

Texas toast (a carb criminal)
Charcuterie boards (Ritz crackers wearing monocles)
Cold butter (prison behavior)
Spoons (literally unnecessary)

We also explore:

Why monkey bread counts as a survival item
Who brings seven extra people to Thanksgiving
The spiritual connection between Chinette plates and personal pride
The annual “waiting to eat until cousin Chad shows up” starvation ritual

If you’ve ever fasted until 1pm just to immediately fall into a coma beside a cooler you’re using as a chair — congratulations, this episode is about you. 🦃✨

(Featuring real quotes from the show such as “Thanksgiving’s coming up… it’s a big day” and “This is a stab-and-stuff holiday.”)

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