This week on Hell of Horror, we try to talk about the 2006 horror-comedy Severance — but the film isn’t the only thing getting severed…

What starts as a normal episode (well, as normal as it gets with us) quickly spirals into chaos when Sean shows up missing a chunk of his finger thanks to a workplace mishap that feels like something straight out of the film. Cue cockney-rhyming-slang quizzes, painkiller-powered rambling, and far too many finger jokes.

But that’s not all.

Between recordings, Ashley wanders into what appears to be a goth drag night in the live music venue our studio is attached to — and somehow that still isn’t the strangest thing that happens in the episode.

We do eventually get around to talking about Severance (2006): corporate team-building gone wrong, questionable leadership decisions, and the undeniable fact that Danny Dyer might be the patron saint of British horror chaos.

It’s an episode full of gore, giggles, hospital stories, and absolute nonsense — basically, a perfect Hell of Horror night.