This week your favorite spooky duo went full Pennhurst Sanitorium mode — yes, the one crawling with ghosts, creaks, and vibes so cursed that even our microphones tried to quit halfway through. Then we slide (chaotically, like we always do) straight into the desert hunting for the Chupacabra, aka the cryptid that looks like it got designed by a bored middle-schooler during detention and somehow got its own Netflix doc treatment.

But don’t worry, we keep it classy — because while we’re talking about goat-suckers and haunted hospitals, we’re also drooling over the thought of BBQ pork ribs for dinner. And pizza. And breadsticks. (Yes, we’re recording while staring at the oven timer like gremlins — send help.)

Naturally, Lauren spirals into a full-blown obsession monologue about American Horror Story and, more importantly, Peter Evans — because apparently no ghost or cryptid can compete with those cheekbones. Peter Evans Could Haunt Me and I’d Say Thank You.

Courtney’s just here trying to keep the episode on track (spoiler: she fails).

Meanwhile, the real star of the show? Mischa. She blesses us with ASMR breadstick crunches and approximately forty-seven Roo Roo’s that may or may not have summoned an actual ghost from Pennhurst.

So buckle up — haunted hospitals, blood-sucking cryptids, and breadsticks. It’s Haunted & Homicidal chaos at its finest.