We’re still emotionally limping after dealing with dickbag extraordinaire Pazuzu Algarad (seriously, therapy bills incoming), but guess what? The chaos train does not stop. Next stop: The Conjuring House, where Ed and Lorraine Warren are—once again—out here doing the absolute MOST. Spoiler: their “help” might actually be the reason demons keep showing up like they’re clocking in for overtime.

Speaking of demons, apparently they love smacking humans around like rag dolls even in their dreams. That’s the common thread, folks. These demons are just out here throwing hands for sport....and we are here for it.

But wait—remember the infamous Dybbuk Box? Yeah, turns out Kevin Mannis (aka Captain Douche Canoe) just… made it all up. A hoax. A whole-ass lie. So here’s your friendly PSA from us to you: STOP. TOUCHING. SHIT. If you find a creepy old box, urn, or cursed tchotchke, maybe don’t buy it off eBay, don’t dig it up, don’t open it, and definitely don’t invite it into your house like it’s a damn Airbnb guest.

So grab your sage, your rosary, and maybe a helmet—because between Pazuzu, the Warrens, and lying douchebags on eBay, humanity is not winning this round.