This week we’re diving headfirst into double the creepy, double the chaos. First up: the infamous Boise Murder House—a place where the wallpaper probably peels itself off in protest and the ghosts are definitely rolling their eyes at us for laughing too hard. Then we wander (ill-advisedly) into the woods to talk about the Woods Devil, a cryptid that’s basically Bigfoot’s awkward, skinnier, tree-hugging cousin.

And speaking of Bigfoot, we couldn’t resist pulling in that classic Mitch Hedberg gem:

“Maybe Bigfoot is just blurry. That’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry.”

Like… yes, Mitch, yes. That’s exactly the energy of this episode.

⚡ Also, the demon static is BACK. For some f*cking reason. We’ve saged, we’ve yelled, we’ve ignored it, we’ve even offered it a snack, and still—it’s just here vibing with us like an unwanted third co-host. Enjoy the haunted ASMR, friends.