In this episode, Lauren and Courtney take you to the notoriously haunted 1886 Crescent Hotel—not to be confused with croissants, a buttery French pastry, though the vibe is equally flaky. We dig into the paranormal history, the infamous mirror where ghostly hands supposedly reach out (um, no thank you), and share why this hotel is on our bucket list... but only if that bucket comes with sage and holy water.

But wait—there’s more! We also get into the eerie phenomenon of the Black Eyed Kids (not to be confused with the Black Eyed Peas—though both are known for unsettling people). One particular BEK allegedly eats apples with ketchup, which is somehow more disturbing than the ghosts. (fuck them kids)

Meanwhile, Lauren’s husband is on a personal mission to steal her Lucky Charms, because apparently they're magically delicious even in a paranormal crisis.

It’s haunted, it’s homicidal, and it’s full of chaotic no-thank-you energy.

Oh, and here's the link to the "Ghost of the Crescent Hotel" by Still On The Hill (and no, Lauren STILL didn't listen to it!)