Grab your sage, your salt, and maybe a bottle of DayQuil, because this week is feral. We’re spelunking straight into the Bell Witch Cave—where whispering spirits, poltergeist-level drama, and a ghost with main character energy decided to make Tennessee its stage. Then we’re taking a pit stop in Enfield, Illinois, where some poor guy ran into a creature that can only be described as “cryptid-meets-mutant-gremlin-on-bath-salts.” Yes, the Enfield Horror is as unhinged as it sounds.

Meanwhile, we’re still collectively confused about how demons actually enter your body. Is it through the mouth like some kind of satanic drive-thru? Do you need to be formally excommunicated first, like a Costco membership cancellation gone wrong? Or is there a secret third way that we just haven’t unlocked yet? (Stay tuned for when we find it accidentally.)

Courtney is still sick (girl is basically in her Victorian consumption era) but she’s showing up and showing out like a true plague-ridden rockstar. And just when you thought things couldn’t get spicier, our resident static demon makes a guest appearance about halfway through the episode—because apparently, we can’t record a single week without paranormal background noise deciding to collab with us.

So buckle up, babes. This one’s chaotic, creepy, and absolutely cursed in the best way.