Ever wonder if you can sue for false advertising? We might have a case… against “wireless” chargers. You know—the ones that still need a cord. Join me as we roast the glowing frisbees that charge at the speed of continental drift, expose the awkward “sweet spot” dance, and dig into the real reason these tech trophies exist. Spoiler: Nikola Tesla had better ideas in the 1890s. If you’ve ever been duped by marketing buzzwords, laughed at your own buyer’s remorse, or wanted your $45 back from Amazon, this episode’s for you.