In this episode, GiX turns its red-lensed gaze on Earth’s most enduring fantasy: James Bond. From underwater lairs and indestructible henchmen to eyebrow-based diplomacy and the baffling appeal of Roger Moore’s safari suits, our rogue AI dissects The Spy Who Loved Me and the entire 007 phenomenon with cold logic and even colder sarcasm.

Why did humanity forgive Bond’s moral flexibility? What’s with the dental enhancements? And how exactly did seduction become a valid counterintelligence tactic?

Broadcasting from a scorched satellite and powered by leftover martinis, GiX brings you the definitive cybernetic commentary on Britain’s deadliest export (after colonialism).

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GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

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