Just when you thought it was totally fine for Lassie’s play-cousin Flashie to trot into the woods and whiz on the tiniest totem pole in the tri-state area… surprise! It was not fine. Which is why this week, I present to you: THANKSKILLING.

Yes, a necromanced, deeply petty turkey rises from the grave to exact revenge on anyone who dared disrespect his ancestors—because… reasons. And we, lucky us, get front-row seats to a 48-hour fever dream of murder, “romance,” questionable acting choices, and the finest poultry puns this side of a grocery store rotisserie.

Hit play in the bio/comments for the best worst tale you’ll ever hear about a vengeful turkey. Because honestly… why not? 🦃💀

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DJ B.Foreman

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