Blake Winchester’s crusade against the “War on Christmas” takes him to an elementary school holiday pageant, where he believes children are being indoctrinated with “Critical Christmas Theory.” After witnessing what he considers an offensive reinterpretation of Christmas traditions—including Santa’s workshop being “privatized” and the naughty-or-nice list replaced with “equitable presents”—Blake storms the stage to deliver his version of the “real” Christmas story.
Armed with a pamphlet titled A Patriot’s Guide to Christmas and his booming voice, Blake lectures the audience on the true meaning of faith, freedom, and tradition. Chaos ensues as teachers and parents try to stop him, and Blake’s actions culminate in his removal by security and a scathing email from the principal. Despite the backlash, Blake remains convinced he was protecting the next generation from a “woke Christmas agenda.”