What's that? Oh... So you didn't want us to spend the first couple of minutes talking about our mundane lives? THAT'S A SHAME. In addition to that, I talk about the ways in which Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time doesn't translate well to a handheld, we discuss how the Ouya's been doing after a month in the market, briefly talk about the Earthbound Nintendo eShop thing and people who complain that games are too expensive, we try and make heads or tails of Activision Blizzard splitting with Vivendi, Mike lives in his dream world where space battles are real with the most recent largest EVE Online war, there's a cool infographic about how well Sword and Sworcery's been doing, we talk about the cancellation of Fez 2 and Phil Fish, and in Microsoft news; Indie Self-Publishing is now a thing, YAAAYYYYYY!