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How A Perfect Tree Became A 48-Hour Disaster And A Bird Sanctuary
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Did Kerry Suffer? Well, the “perfect” Christmas took a nosedive—three times. We brought home a gorgeous live tree, filled the stand with sugared water, and watched the branches settle like a promise… until gravity introduced itself to our slanted old floors. What followed was equal parts comedy and gut-punch: sticky wood, late-night triage, and heirloom ornaments that didn’t survive the third fall. We walk through the mess with humor and honesty, then ask a bigger question: when the tradition breaks, do we double down or choose peace?
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Chapters
1. Setting The Scene: Holiday Suffering (00:00:00)
2. Cutting The “Perfect” Tree (00:01:35)
3. Decorating Highs Before The Fall (00:04:40)
4. The First Crash And Sticky Floor (00:07:40)
5. Round Two: Repositioning And Denial (00:10:46)
6. The Third Fall And Broken Heirlooms (00:13:08)
7. Blame, Old Floors, And Bad Stands (00:16:50)
8. From Showpiece To Backyard Bird Home (00:20:10)
9. Downsizing Décor And Letting Go (00:23:00)
10. Lights, Nostalgia, And GC Murphy’s (00:27:30)
11. Suffering Scale And Dark Humor (00:31:20)
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