Doomscrollin #014: Cats Who Make Rats Fight, and Women Who Judge Your Poop

Doom Scrollin' with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike

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00:00–15:00 | Technical Glitches & Time Loops

Show opens with a classic audio loop error — endless doomscrolling echo chamber.
Sam checks his stream while both hosts riff on how great they sound… repeatedly.
Quick intro to the show’s vibe: “All the facts, all the absurdity, none of the fluff.”
Sam shares tour updates (Comedy Store, Tacoma with Eddie Bravo).
Banter about recent stand-up in a barn during a tornado — classic Tripoli chaos.

15:00–30:00 | Ant Skull Warfare & Divine Evolution

Wheel of Doom lands on a wild story: Florida ants using skulls for protection.
- Field ants decapitate trap-jaw ants, decorating their nest to scare off raiders.
- Discussion of how this behavior counters slave-ant colonies.
Existential thoughts:
- Sam: “You worried about AI? How about skull ants?”
- Deep reflection on evolution and divine intelligence.

30:00–45:00 | Poop-Tok & Attractive Constipation Talk

Sam and Mike react to a viral hot girl explaining poop types.
- Play-by-play of various stool shapes and what they mean health-wise.
- Hilarious male perspective: “We’ll tolerate poop talk if she’s hot enough.”
Debate over whether women poop, followed by a comedy store bathroom scent analysis.

45:00–60:00 | Molossia: America’s Mini Nation

They dive into the micronation of Molossia in Nevada.
- Run by a self-declared dictator, uses cookie dough-backed currency.
- Still at war with East Germany — even though it doesn’t exist.
Thoughts on secession:
- States like Texas, California, Oregon brought up.
- Mike and Sam oppose balkanization — “Together we’re stronger.”

60:00–75:00 | Gladiator Rats & Feral Cats

Story: a Birmingham cat forcing captured rats to fight to the death.
- Winner lives, loser gets eaten.
- Sam talks about living with a dominating cat that terrifies everyone.
- Mike references cat mysticism and their reincarnation lore.

75:00–90:00 | Indian Death Rides, Empires & Stephen King Killed Lennon?!

Insane carnival ride footage from India sparks a reincarnation joke fest.
- “India is not for beginners” — hilarious back-and-forth on danger rides.
Conspiracy spotlight:
- A guy claims Stephen King killed John Lennon.
- Sam & Mike consider doing a deep dive on that theory.
- “If you don’t care about that, you deserve an asteroid strike.”

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